mengaumlah!

selamat petang semua.

hari ni gua sangat kecewa. babi betei punya member. sepatutnya gua duk atas kereta ondway ke SNBJ sekarang. malangnya gua still terperap dalam bilik duk mengadap latop buruk gua. silaka betei. tak pernah gua rasa sekecewa ini. tengok Red Devil kena bahan dengan Barcelona pun tak pedih macam ni. tengok Red Warriors kena gol air mata masa final lawan Terengganu pun tak seperit ni. 

kerana gua sayang Malaysia. segala-galanya Malaysia. Tanah Tumpah Darahku.

dengar-dengar Aidil main malam ni. gua sokong dari jauh di depan screen tv mamak malam ni. 2-0 je. kerja mudah je geng. goodluck Harimau Malaya!

guru/cikgu/pendidik

gua petik dari kata-kata member gua.

cikgu hanyalah seperti kerajaan BN yang hanya bila ada kepentingan untuk mereka baru nak huh hah sana huh hah sini.

tapi still ada cikgu yang ikhlas mengajar untuk lihat anak murid mereka berjaya. terima kasih buat cikgu-cikgu seperti ini.

jika gua jadi cikgu nanti. gua akan pastikan gua bukan cikgu seperti kerajaan BN. niat kasi ikhlas. sebab generasi muda lah yang akan mencorak masa depan negara.

durjana

Yang, sedang buat apa? Nak tengok gambar / video bikini saya (18sx). Senang je, type ON ABLA hantar ke 33766. Mesti happy.

text phone pun ada spamming ke? keh keh keh. jadah ape lar duk berniaga benda ni. bukan sekali dapat text jenis camni, 2,3 kali jugak lah. oit! internet di hujung jari lah. tak maen lah guna provider jenis gini nak download porno.

redtube, youjizz. semua free kot. sape tak suka barang free kan? kan kan?

ada hati, ada iman. pikirlah sendiri.

a true story

story from a best friend of mine.
he still can't move on after 2 years.

short stories from his memories, 
it was a rainy day, and my car sucked a lot on that day. i borrowed my mum's so that i could be there for her. 
i took the car and went to the nearest mall and got her something pink. she used to tell me how much she loves that thing. 
i figured that, the pink thing is the best present for her birthday. it didn't get any better than this. and i am wearing pink on that day. 
rain was very heavy and i have to go through a lot of traffic to give her the present. no cake for her this time. i'm sorry. 
she walked towards my car and got in. i gave her the present and she smiled. i knew she will love it. i just want to see that smile of hers. 
her mother love it too. 
that was her last birthday with me. hmmmm, but she keep it till now. i like that.

its very sad if remembering such memories. the saddest part when he is going to oversea for his studies. the girl still yet come to see him or even leave him a message. i still remember when he told me on how he keeps calling that girl. the girl still do not pick the call. even he is now at overseas, he used to call that girl. yes, a very true the fact about a man is, when this situation appear, a weird feeling come across. what i can describe it in simple words, "perasaan macam orang bodoh!" you got that? until now, he does not crush for other girls. pity him.

and if i put here the photo of him.  how good looking he is. and how smart he is. surely a lot will say how stupid that girl is.

cinta, perasaan dan hati tak boleh dipaksa. itu je gua boleh cakap. noktah.

the hot chicks

seriously. they are fucking hot. without them, the drama series are nothing. itu sebab gua sanggup mengadap tv dari pagi sampai petang. cun giler wei.

 Sarah Wayne Callies - Prison Break.

Jennifer Morrison - House.

 Chyler Leigh - Grey's Anatomy.

Emily Deschanel - Bones.

Katherine Hiegel - Grey's Anatomy.

 Olivia Wilde - House.

really sexy eye. grrrr.

 Yvonne Strahovski - Chuck.

 my gergous girl. grrrr.

Beth Riesgraf - Leverage.

my super cute girlfriend. hahaha.

stok-stok awek gua. yang tiga last tu jangan duk mengada-ngada nak mintak nombor dengan gua. kesayangan gua tewww. dah-dah. gua nak pergi dinner dengan Betty (nama manja Riesgraf) gua. tata titi tutu. grrrrrrrrrrr. geram. keh keh keh.

these are certain people DEFINE beautiful. agree?

being anonymous

anonymous may refer to something or someone whose identity is not currently known. sape-sape kenal gua sila angkat tangan. keh keh keh. dalam blog ni. gua completely being an anonymous. tapi, adelar beberapa orang yang kenal gua, jadi friend kat fesbuk gua.

gua ada terbaca satu statement "orang yang tak tunjuk identiti diri ni punya self-confident cukup rendah." betol ke macam tu? anyone agrees? ada kaitan ke being anonymous dengan self-confident ni? lama gua pikir. ada betol jugak statement ni.

tambah silaka ada orang cakap "anonymous komfem lar muka buruk. sebab tu tak nak tunjuk muka sendiri tu." keh keh keh. gua gelak sorang-sorang. ingat lu hensem sangat ke? jom letak gambar. kasi perempuan tengok, lu ke gua lagi hensem. keh keh keh.

pergi mampuslar self-confident rendah ke. tak hensem ke. ada gua kesah? gua punya sebab sendiri. ada stail gitewwwwww.

hope

hope dangles on a string.

like slow spinning redemtion.

winding in and winding out.

the shine of it has caught my eye.

seriously. stalking is shit! yes, awak cantik, manis, comel. punya ramai peminat. sometimes, i feel my effort before like useless. rasa awak layan all guys in your life just like me. yes, i am only a friend to you. sedar itu. rasa nak forget all things about you. if i do, i will totally erase all. no more pink in my life. Faka!

guys,
should i surrender?
or shoud i try harder?

i always put hope on you.
my first day class today. first year second semester. wish me luck guys.

coli dan bikini

Kelihatan dua orang wanita muda sedang menikmati blended mereka kat DÔME cafe midvalley.

"Jom pergi sambut new year kat pulau nak?"

"Bes jugak, I dah boring lar asyik sambut new year kat dataran. Tengok bunga api. Lepas tu pergi pusing-pusing bontot kat kelab. Tiap-tiap tahun sama je. Bosan!"

"Tu pasal lar I ajak you ni sayang. New year ni sambut kat tempat orang lar pulak."

"Kat mane you?"

"Kita pergi Bali nak? Berjemur kat sana, ala-ala artis Hollywood gitu. "

"Bes jugak macam tu. Yelar, nak berjemur kat Malaysia. Komfem bising nanti. Masuk front paper nanti. Silap haribulan. Kena masuk mahkamah syariah tau."

"Tular I takut you. Berjemur kat sana. Mana ade orang kisah."

"Ok-ok, kira jadi lar ni sambut new year kat Bali?"

"Komfem jadi. Tiket semua, I settlekan."

"Jom pergi beli coli warna-warni."

"Bukan coli lar sayang. Bikini lar!"

"Keh keh keh."

dunia zaman sekarang. jantan yang untung. dapat nengoknye free-free. keh keh keh.

SHITS!

okay everyone. HELLO. how are you my dear audience? okayy. since everyone is here, i would like to share a few things to you guys as i thought these fews things are really important to me, or better it is important. so put your ears on maximumly and listen very carefully.

intro macam silaka. keh keh keh.

LISTS OF SHITS I REALLY HATE!
1. tandas yang kotor dan jijik. gua prefer tahan berak dari guna tandas jenis macam itu.
2. perempuan yang tidak sedar diri. perasan diri bagus, cantik dan segala macam. FAKA!
3. lelaki yang tersangat control macho bila berhadapan dengan perempuan.
4. people yang suka give me instructions dan marah tak tentu pasal.
5. waiting for somebody. when i said, 12.00 pm. better come on the dot. perasaan menunggu itu gua cukup benci.
6. FOLLOWERS YANG HATINYA TIDAK IKHLAS. IKHLAS TU DALAM MAKSUDNYA OK!
7. pakcik-pakcik dan makcik-makcik yang suka bluurbrringggg.
8. area parking yang penuh. nak mencari parking yang kosong cukup lama.
9. people yang rasa bangga with their bf or gf. bercerita pasal bf or gf diorang.
10. bila gua get flu. it really sucks.

so, back-off people. hahaha.

tak semua yang orang suka kita akan suka. stop pretending friends. handle shits carefully. its fragile. handle with care.

pink rose

6 bulan lalu.
ok. this is the time. its really useless.

3 bulan lalu.
sudah sampai masanya nak lupakan.

1 bulan lalu.
sakit hati teramat. yang lepas tu lupakanlah.

2 minggu lalu.
putus asalah wahai hati. dia tak nak kan kau.

1 hari lalu.
keep sms and talking with her. FAKA!

this really big shit!

sabarlah wahai hati. its takes time to forget. sabar dan terus sabar. gagahkanlah hati itu walau jiwa masih belum mampu. lupakan sekarang atau hadapi masa depan yang teramat seksa.

nak rasa pelempang free?

serius. gua cukup benci bila bukak blog perempuanbetina gedik nak mati. tambah-tambah duk story pasal kegedikan dia. padahal muka macam tong dram. lagi bila duk cerita pasal pakwe dia. duk story pasal pakwe dia ni sweet lar, romantik lar. faka!

maaf. teremo sikit. ampun dan maaf dipinta.

sila abaikan gambar. amboooii. mata duk meliar kat gambar eh? cesshh. kawal nafsu gelojoh anda. mjcust tak suka lelaki gelojoh. keh keh keh.