air kelapa muda

Seorang lelaki muda awal 20-an memandu megah kereta BMW 3 series hitam miliknya. Seorang usahawan muda berjaya mungkin. Kereta mewahnya diparkir di tepi jalan. Sudah lama lelaki itu muda itu mengidam air kelapa muda. Memang kesukaan lelaki itu. Akhirnya, ketemu juga sebuah gerai menjual air kelapa muda.

Dengan perasaan bangga, lelaki itu keluar dari kereta mewahnya. Dia memesan segelas air kelapa muda. Datanglah seorang pak cik tua dengan sebuah motosikal buruk jenama Honda. Pak cik tua itu senyum manis kepada lelaki muda itu.

"Sudah siap pesanan pakcik tadi?"
"Air kelapa muda 5 gelas dan pisang goreng 3 ringgit".
"Tetamu pakcik dah nak sampai ni. On the way katanya".

Lelaki muda itu acuh tidak acuh memandang pak cik tua itu. Dihulurnya pekedai itu 5 gelas air kelapa dan sebungkus pisang goreng kepada pak cik tua itu. Tak cukup tangan pak cik tua itu nak menyambut bungkusan air kelapa dan pisang goreng itu.

Dalam kekalutan itu, tumpahlah air kelapa terkena lelaki muda itu.

"Oit orang tua!"
"Kau ni mata buta ke apa?"
"Mata tak nampak ke?"
"Bodoh!"

Berlalu lelaki muda itu dari gerai menaiki kereta mewahnya dengan perasaan marah. Kata-kata lucah keluar dari mulut lelaki itu.

Telefon berdering.

"Abang, lambat lagi ke nak sampai rumah sayang?"
"Sikit lagi sayang. Dah kat depan rumah you dah pun".


Akhirnya, sampailah lelaki muda itu di rumah bakal tunangnya. Hajat di hati ingin berjumpa bakal mertua. Belom sempat lelaki muda itu menjejak kaki ke dalam rumah bakal tunangnya itu. Kedengaran dari jauh ekzos sebuah motosikal buruk. Seorang lelaki tua turun dari motosikal Honda buruk itu.

"Ayah I dah sampai pun."
"Dia pergi belikan air kelapa muda kesukaan you kat gerai depan tu."


Lelaki muda dan pakcik tua itu bertentang mata.

*****

pesan mak cik gua;

kalau kau kaya, ada harta banyak dan naik kereta mewah sekalipun. tapi kalau kau ada sifat sombong dalam hati. manusia sikit pun tak kan pandang kau. maka bodoh lar kau kalau kau ada sifat sombong itu. dan ketika kau susah, tak akan ada orang datang tolong kau.

nak rasa pelempang free?

serius. gua cukup benci bila bukak blog perempuanbetina gedik nak mati. tambah-tambah duk story pasal kegedikan dia. padahal muka macam tong dram. lagi bila duk cerita pasal pakwe dia. duk story pasal pakwe dia ni sweet lar, romantik lar. faka!

maaf. teremo sikit. ampun dan maaf dipinta.

sila abaikan gambar. amboooii. mata duk meliar kat gambar eh? cesshh. kawal nafsu gelojoh anda. mjcust tak suka lelaki gelojoh. keh keh keh.

istighfar panjang

pukul 4 pagi semalam. lepas Pesta PES 11 kat bilik member gua. gua terus balik bilik. nak lelapkan mata. mengantuk sangat. macam biasa. sebelom tido. gua capai berus gigi, terus pergi tandas.

sampai kat depan pintu tandas. ada negro pakai 'underwear kaler putih tanpa urat-urat benang lain' duk angkat bontot tertonggeng kat paip air. dia toleh kat gua sambil senyum. gua telan air liur. mulut kumat-kamit istighfar. faka!

terus gua balik bilik tak jadi nak gosok gigi. 

gadis-gadis yang duk baca. jangan duk tengok lama sangat gambar ni. tengok sekali rezeki. tengok banyak kali. dosa. keh keh keh.

a self-convincer

 “All simple things might not be great, but all great things are simple”

time comes. life getting complicated in front of my own. against my will but with my own permission. my own unknown lies. forming a vicious circle. the vicious circle in which my own soul is trapped, panting, for there is no faith in the air.

when was the last time you cursed. some might have not have done that cause they feared the mighty one. but sure they had there gloomy heads down, and eyes up. always pleading but never a conversation. a hearty conversation. when we were born life was really simple because the toddler mind didn’t knew the complexities of the wicked world. while the whole body was getting away with complexities , the brain was doing its best to go against it. and the day we landed up in teenage. the mind was at its best non productive production. composing complex thing for the simple heart.

sometimes i feel like whats wrong am i the only one who is facing. the answer is no. life happens to all of them and we get our share of shit and treasures. the more i think of myself is more i confuse myself but when i come out and watch people living by my side they have there share of joys and sorrows and my journey goes on so does the journey of others. people come and go a few pass unnoticed and a few leave their marks and some even leave scars  and few give joys which last for a lifetime.

really hoping that i will enjoy answering organic chemistry tomorrow. my last final paper. 1 more to go and i will be a pigeon. flying everywhere i want. wishing best of luck to myself.

Bidin and his Celcom BlackBerry® Torch™ 9800

Far away, at the right-sided of the world. There was a kingdom named Celcomtus. The kingdom was ruled by an old king. The king suffered a mysterious disease. One day, the disease attacked the king and the king was seriously sick. No hope for the king to live anymore. All the people in the kingdom worried for their king.

"If the king died, who will rule the kingdom?" asked the prime minister of the kingdom.

The king has only a beautiful daughter named Maya. As the time came, the king met his death. The kingdom became scrumble and havoc. No one can replace the king position as he do not has a son. The queen and all the chiefs of the kingdom held a meeting. A solution had been agreed.

In the Celcomtus kingdom. All the citizens have their own smartphones. The kingdom is well-known for their best made smartphones. An announcement have been made to the all citizens of Celcomtus. Announcement regarding to the solution to find a suitable person to be the next king of the kingdom.

"To the all citizens of Celcomtus, as you all know. We need to find a suitable man to become the next king. The next king of the Celcomtus should come from the blood of this kingdom. Means that, we will choose the next king from the citizens of this kingdom. The condition is very easy. A man who bring the smartest smartphones and manage to attract the princess will become the new king of Celcomtus. Plus, he will marry the most beautiful woman in this kingdom, Princess Maya."

The time come. At the palace, almost every man in the kingdom tried their luck. All of the bring their own smart phone. Unfortunately, all of then were rejeted by Princess Maya. At the end of the day, come a village boy named Bidin. Came with his magnificent Blackberry Torch 9800. Amazingly, at the first look. The princess attracted to his smart phone.

Then, Bidin with his honest heart presented his Blackberry Torch 9800 together wih the Celcom package.

Celcom BlackBerry® Torch™ 9800

WHY I REALLY LOVE CELCOM

Celcom Exec will let you buy the blazing new BlackBerry Torch 9800 at an affordable price you can find nowhere else.

Crazy deals at the Celcom Blackberry Torch launch event on 29 October. In front of La Bodega at Pavilion KL, here the craziness;

• Enjoy the Celcom BlackBerry Torch at CRAZY prices from as low as RM 8 when you sign up on the day with Celcom Exec or Celcom Biz plans!
• 1st 10 customers to sign up get it at RM 8!!!
• Next 100 customers get it at RM 488!!
• Following 100 customers get it at RM 888!
• ONLY LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE and it’s FIRST COME FIRST SERVED… so get there as early as you can!
• Get a FREE Limited Edition BlackBerry Torch Door Cover, FREE BlackBerry Torch hard casing plus FREE Call Me Tones for 1 month worth RM5, games, apps for BlackBerry®. Just Dial *118#, and select STUFF FOR BLACKBERRY!
• Be part of the fastest, widest clearest mobile network in the country
• There’ll also be many other fun activities, prizes and giveaways on the launch date.

MAXIMIZED MULTIMEDIA

With 8 GB of memory, expandable up to 32GB with a microSD card, feel free to immerse yourself in all that insprires you. Now, you do not have to bring a heavy laptop, a big-sized of hard disk. MP4 player and so on. As its all in your hand with the Blackberry Torch 9800. Thanks to Blackberry, you can experience a full-featured music player that allows you to see full album art and track listings in potrait or landscape.

5 MP CAMERA

 

With a 5 MP camera with flash, continuous auto-focus and image stabilization, plus 11 photo modes and video recording, it's easy to capture those spontaneous moments. No need to hang DSLR or other type around your neck. As Blackberry Torch 9800 provides you a special quality of pictures. Enjoy your memorable moments with Blackberry Torch 9800.

INTEGRATED SOCIAL FEEDS

Bring your sources of inspiration together. Gather and filter all your social network and RSS feeds in one view. Or spread your own inspiration - update multiple social networks with a single post. Facebook. Twitter and any other networks are in your hand. Update your status anywhere you are. People get crazy when you update your facebook status via blackberry. As you really looks cool by doing that. Enjoy tweet-tweet with your popular idol. All this, with Blackberry Torch 9800.

FASTER, RICHER BROWSING

Manage multiple open websites with tabbed browsing. Bookmark your favorite sites with branded icons and customizable names, and access them right from the home screen. Just a few of the great features from BlackBerry. Oooyeahh. its really cool with Blackberry Torch 9800.

AND OTHERS GREAT FEATURES... 

 *****

The mouth of the princess opened really wide. Princess Maya really attracted to the Blackberry Torch 9800. With all the features of the Blackberry Torch 9800, Bidin manage to make Princess Maya choose him to be the new king.

Now, officially. Bidin became the new King of Celcomtus and became the husband of Pricess Maya. Only with his Celcom Blackberry Torch 9800.

Bidin said to the press of the Kingdom;

"Now, I feel the best of both world 3.2 inch  and BlackBerry keyboard on the Celcom BlackBerry Torch. Become the king of this kingdom and become the husband of the most beautiful woman in the kingdom. Want to be like me? Just buy the Blackberry Torch 9800 at the nearest Celcom outlet. keh keh keh."

For further details;

http://www.celcom.com.my/celcomexec/blackberry/bbtorch9800.php

http://www.celcom.com.my/celcomexec/blackberry/bbtorch9800_register.php

Blackberry. Act on inspiration.